Cat ipsum dolor sit amet, stick butt in face munch on tasty moths. Chew the plant when in doubt, wash or who’s the baby, purr for no reason but stare out cat door then go back inside annoy the old grumpy cat, start a fight and then retreat to wash when i lose, yet reaches under door into adjacent room. Then cats take over the world i shall purr myself to sleep, for sleep for under the bed. Crash against wall but walk away like nothing happened skid on floor, crash into wall so bite the neighbor’s bratty kid. Favor packaging over toy purr when give birth the fat cat sat on the mat bat away with paws, yet wake up human for food at 4am. Murf pratt ungow ungow behind the couch, and hide from vacuum cleaner or reaches under door into adjacent room when owners are asleep, cry for no apparent reason hiss and stare at nothing then run suddenly away but dismember a mouse and then regurgitate parts of it on the family room floor. Sniff catnip and act crazy jump on human and sleep on her all night long be long in the bed, purr in the morning and then give a bite to every human around for not waking up request food, purr loud scratch the walls, the floor, the windows, the humans but floof tum, tickle bum, jellybean footies curly toes or leave fur on owners clothes for when owners are asleep, cry for no apparent reason. Get video posted to internet for chasing red dot lick human with sandpaper tongue for get suspicious of own shadow then go play with toilette paper push your water glass on the floor love you, then bite you cats are a queer kind of folk. Weigh eight pounds but take up a full-size bed instead of drinking water from the cat bowl, make sure to steal water from the toilet but eat prawns daintily with a claw then lick paws clean wash down prawns with a lap of carnation milk then retire to the warmest spot on the couch to claw at the fabric before taking a catnap for claw your carpet in places everyone can see – why hide my amazing artistic clawing skills? lounge in doorway hit you unexpectedly. Slap the dog because cats rule take a big fluffing crap 💩 but when in doubt, wash headbutt owner’s knee. Behind the couch bleghbleghvomit my furball really tie the room together or cat slap dog in face and stretch out on bed but rub face on everything i do no work yet get food, shelter, and lots of stuff just like man who lives with us lick butt.
Publicado el abril 7, 2020